#Watch 50 shades of grey movie movie#

The entire character development between the two lead characters is another joke and after a while you really can't buy into any of the melodrama and you've just got to sit back and laugh. Really? It's going to take more than that.

#Watch 50 shades of grey movie movie#

In fact, the movie seems to be lost in what decade it is because there are times that the 'F' word is used and it's used in a way to where it's supposed to be shocking. The dialogue is without question some of the most laughable I've heard in a very long time. As for the film, there are all sorts of major issues with it but we can start with the laughable screenplay, which would have been rejected by the Lifetime channel and in fact, I'm going to guess that it would have been rejected has a five-year-old written it. I don't expect everyone laying their money down to be some sort of film buff but the 'shocking' material on display here has been going on in European movies for four-plus decades so why it's just now reaching American shores is pretty funny in itself but that's off subject I guess. No, this review is just going to be based around the actual movie and for the life of me I can't see what all the hype is about. I guess this is where I should admit that I haven't read the book so this review won't be comparing the two or complaining about what the movie did or didn't do from the book. Writing a plot synopsis of this thing is pretty pointless since I'm sure the target audience is already going to know the story. James best-seller about a shy, timid virgin (Dakota Johnson) who meets the elusive billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Doman) and soon both of their lives change. Right?ДЇifty Shades of Grey (2015) ** (out of 4) Rather silly adaptation of the E.L. I gotta go, though.ДЄnastasia Steele: I told him. Tell me where you are.ДЄnastasia Steele: A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.Д¬hristian Grey: Which bar? What's it called?ДЄnastasia Steele: I don't know. Come here, come here! Go away!Д¬hristian Grey: That's it. No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. I want you to go home right now.ДЄnastasia Steele: You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee. I mean the head right on the nail.Д¬hristian Grey: Listen to me. Where are you?ДЄnastasia Steele: Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad.Д¬hristian Grey: Anastasia, have you been drinking?ДЄnastasia Steele: Yeah! I have, Mr. Thanks though for the kind gesture.Д¬hristian Grey: You're welcome. I'm sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. MischaLeCroixД¬hristian Grey: Anastasia.ДЄnastasia Steele: Yeah, this is me. Although, she enjoys the bondage sex with Grey, she feels that she has to make a step that will take her all her strength and courage, for Christian Grey is a very dangerous man.

In the course of their troubled relationship Anastasia slowly comes to uncover Grey's troubled past and realises that he is not good for any woman, let alone for himself. His pursuing eventually brings a result - Anastasia and Grey start dating. Later, Grey invites her to a cafe and also sends her first edition copies of two Thomas Hardy novels, including Tess of the d'Urbervilles, with a quote from the latter book about the dangers of relationships, on an accompanying card. Soon after it, he visits the hardware store where Anastasia works and offers her to do a photo shoot to accompany the article for which Anastasia had interviewed him. During the interview, Christian Grey takes an interest in Anastasia. Anastasia Steele, an English literature major at Washington State University, agrees to interview for the college newspaper a billionaire, Christian Grey, as a favour to her roommate, Kate Kavanagh.